skeetskeetwithdaparakeet:

ravensloane:

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

(via juiceboxejpg)

weirdpoolman:

i can’t believe this

(via juiceboxejpg)

basement-prussia:

perhalta:

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

(Source: zendayascoleman, via juiceboxejpg)

fruitsgarden:

just-shower-thoughts:

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

(via juiceboxejpg)

traumaticchild:

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

(via iamsocks)

ruinedchildhood:

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via iamsocks)

binches:

gaystation-4:

forbiddencronch:

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

(Source: glazecake, via girlssdemsugar)

thebelchers:

Makeovers?

(via burgertv)

just-shower-thoughts:

If taste wasnt a thing, we would have no reason to eat unhealthy food